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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Mumbai University Sucks

Damn Mumbai University. Our exams are going to stretch on from 7th of December to the 9th of January, and all this for 6 papers.

Our time table:

7th Dec

12th Dec

17th Dec

21st Dec

29th Dec

9th Jan

The subjects are not important but the dates are. An exam that lasts 1 month? This after a study leave which started on the 2nd of November.

Now we get even more bad news. When the morons at the university set the dates, they did not bother to see that 21st is Bakri Id. So now the paper on the 21st will probably be postponed to the 17th of Jan. The IEEE trip to Dehradun, Rishikesh and Haridwar is scheduled to leave on the 12th of Jan, so it might be cancelled now.

Thanks a lot a******s.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

English football is dead, long live English football

Hyped, pampered and completely overrated - these are the adjectives that English footballers have come to be associated with for quite a few years now. In spite of having a God given chance to prove their critics wrong, they have done exactly the opposite by living up to their monikers. The most important match in several years and Wembly couldn’t have been a more ideal location to win back a shot at glory and needless to say, they made a thorough meal of things.

Needing just a draw against visitors Croatia, who had lost to lowly Macedonia over the weekend, England manager Steve McClaren could not have been more overconfident as he experimented with an already unstable side. However confident he was, I still believe no manager should throw in untested players in such crucial matches, which is what McClaren did by handing goalkeeper Scott Carson his first competitive start. Admitted Paul Robinson is not exactly the greatest keeper on the planet, but at least he has more experience than the 22 year old Carson. Perhaps a better choice would have been David James who, although is not getting any younger, has been in superb form at Portsmouth.

That decision was the first of many blunders which cost England a place in Austria this summer. A speculative 30 yard shot by Nico Kranjcar just after 8 minutes bounced in front of Carson who could only parry it over himself into the roof of the net. Ivica Olic latched on to a sublime Eduardo pass just 6 minutes later, when Wayne Bridge and Shaun Wright Phillips both played him onside, and found the back of the net, without Carson getting a touch on the ball. What Wright- Phillips was doing so far back, is a question perhaps he could answer better.

This brings us to another questionable McClaren tactic. Leaving David Beckham on the bench in favour of the aforementioned Wright Phillips, proved to be a blunder as Phillips is nowhere near as good as Beckham when it comes to delivering an inch perfect cross, which was the need of the hour rather than aimlessly running back and forth over the pitch which Philips. Beckham who came on in the 46th minute did what was expected of him and his cross allowed Peter Crouch to equalize in the 65th minute after Frank Lampard scored from the spot after 56 minutes.

However England seemed destined to lose the match as Mladen Petric scored from a 25 yard thunderbolt, 13 minutes from time, breaking English hearts in the process. With a defensive mentality setting in, England were hoping and praying they could cling on but this tactic backfired as none of the players seemed committed to the cause. No one came forward to close Petric down and allowed him to steal England’s thunder.

A 4-5-1 formation can also be blamed as there was no support for Peter Crouch whose clever flick-ons were wasted as no one came forward to take advantage of them. Croatia looked like a thoroughly professional outfit and did not really feel any pressure as they had already qualified.

The English had a substitute defence with unconvincing Wayne Bridge and Joleon Lescott teaming up with youngster Micah Richards and veteran Sol Campbell. John Terry’s absence had considerably weakened the side.

But what is really astonishing is the appalling performance of the midfield. None of the midfielders really looked as if they wanted to play the match. Steven Gerrard looked like a shadow of the player who captains Liverpool and Frank Lampard was so silent, the first time he appeared to be on the pitch was when he stepped up to take the penalty. I shall refrain from commenting on Gareth Barry and Joe Cole.

Peter Crouch was the only saving grace for England as he posed a real threat to the Croatian defence. However playing the isolated striker is useful only if the midfield comes forward and he was ultimately outnumbered by the Croatians.

This game just about sums up the English squad which is filled with players who are much talked about and praised when they play for their respective clubs, but do not begin to resemble a team when playing together.

The Euro debacle means that Steve McClaren will no longer continue as England Manager. The quest for a new manager begins with big names like Fabio Capello and Jose Mourinho allegedly being considered for the job. However, one can only hope that the next manager does a better job than old Stevie, who should just have stuck to Middlesbrough where he did a considerably better job.

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

WTF?

Last Jan we went on the famed IEEE Trip to Bangalore, Mysore Ooty and Calicut. Many funny incidents occured, famous among them "The incident of the magic pants", the "Haraami Bengali comment" and AG's immortal "My ambition in life is to be a telephone operator in a Mysore Hotel" story. One of these incidents had me wondering, WTF?

We were going to Calicut from Ooty in a bus meant for kindergarten students and we stopped at a place to have breakfast. It was a small truck stop where you could be confident of getting idlis and wadas and stuff.

So we occupy a table and I am told that only masala dosa is available. So we call the waiter and I rattle off the order in Tamil. After listening to the entire order, the guy tells me in hindi that he doesn't understand Tamil. At this point, AG tells me she doesn't want a masala dosa because she doesn't trust the potatoes in Ooty or something and so I tell the guy in Hindi, instead of one of the masala dosas, please bring a saadha dosa.

The guy stiffens, looks me square in the face and solemnly tells me, " the cook does not know how to make saadha dosa. Only masala dosa is available".................WTF?

Later on after we finish laughing and eating, the guy looks at me, laughs and tells me in Tamil, "the bill is 109 rupees". Once again .................. WTF?

Friday, November 09, 2007

True Democracy?

I cannot fathom the reason behind the amount of media attention given to the emergency in Pakistan. Pakistan was never a truly democratic state to begin with and the emergency imposed by Pervez Musharraf does not come as a great surprise. But inspite of this glaring fact, the Indian media seems to be taken up with this event.

Is this a clever political tactic to divert our attention from the situation in Nandigram, a village in the world's largest democracy? I saw no evidence of Lincoln's principles in Nandigram when scenes from the village were broadcast last night. It appears that CPI cadres have taken over the area with the tacit approval of the police and are holding the villagers hostage.

The news channels seem to have nothing better to do than station reporters in front of theatres across Mumbai and Delhi and ask people which movie is better, Om Shanti Om or Saawaria.

Words like freedom of choice and such are regularly bandied about by our esteemed Prime Minister, but inspite of having the third largest standing army in the world at his disposal, Mr. Singh seems to be powerless to stop this situation. Why this hypocrisy? I am sure if the BJP was responsible for the problems in Nandigram, the Congress would stop at nothing to hunt them down. However Mr. Singh has taken a liking to 7, Racecourse Road, and would go to any extent to humour his allies.

While scenes from the area are broadcast for the entire nation to see, Mr. Buddhadeb Bhattacharya comes on camera, trying to downplay the incident and has the audacity to say no one in the area in under duress. We believe you sir.

While we can all rejoice the fact that another diwali has gone with several of us getting new cell-phones and cars for the festive season, some of our fellow countrymen are still fighting the battle which was supposedly over in 1947. Is this what all our heroes died for?