Anything for football

We were playing 5 on 5 football the other day in college. Saju's hand caught Debu in the face and he got a nosebleed. Chakks went to help him out (and impress a girl showing how caring he is for a friend) while we just waited kicking the ball around aimlessly. We were waiting for Debu to recover and come back but he was taking a lot of time. So I told people to start playing 4 on 4.

At this point, KD looks at me coldly and says : "Saala koi mar jayega toh bhi tu bolega chalo 3 on 3 khlete hain."

Now I ask you, Who wouldn't???